"AND TRUTHFULLY? IT
STOPPED BEING ABOUT THIS
BAND A LONG TIME AGO.
IT WAS ALL ABOUT YOU."
. . . . . . .
KITSCH (SHE/ANY)
HEAD OF AGRICULTURE—EMERITUS
CHURCH OF SATAN
. . . . . . .
SHAPESHIFTING ASSHAT FROM THE SUNNY PLANET REYHA IN THE AMAROARIAN SYSTEM, CURRENTLY MOONLIGHTING AS AN OPUS-ERA EARTH GHOUL UNDER THE PERSONAL PROTECTION OF EMERITUS THE FIRSTGENDERFLUID BISEXUAL
APPROXIMATELY 28 IN HUMAN YEARS↩
MONDAY-THURSDAY: 7 AM—4 PM
FRIDAY: 8 AM—NOON
SATURDAY: CLOSED (SUPPLY RUN)
SUNDAYS: CLOSED (FUCK OFF)
. . . . . . .
I LIVE IN THE BASEMENT, SO DON'T STOMP ON THE FLOOR. RING
THE BELL FOR SERVICE ONCE YOU ARRIVE. FRIENDS GET PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT. PEOPLE I DON'T
LIKE GET SPIT ON. ALL FUNGICIDES ARE HOMEBREW. AS FAR AS THE GENERAL PUBLIC IS CONCERNED, WE CARRY SEASONAL PRODUCE ONLY.↩
KITSCH & TOAST ⚢ EST. 09.21.2015
"I'm gonna say something
wild and controversial, but I
think we're good people, and we deserve to be happy."