"AND TRUTHFULLY? IT
STOPPED BEING ABOUT THIS
BAND A LONG TIME AGO.
IT WAS ALL ABOUT YOU."

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• ▸ ABOUT
• ▸ OFFICE HOURS

KITSCH (SHE/ANY)
HEAD OF AGRICULTURE—EMERITUS
CHURCH OF SATAN

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SHAPESHIFTING ASSHAT FROM THE SUNNY PLANET REYHA IN THE AMAROARIAN SYSTEM, CURRENTLY MOONLIGHTING AS AN OPUS-ERA EARTH GHOUL UNDER THE PERSONAL PROTECTION OF EMERITUS THE FIRSTGENDERFLUID BISEXUAL
APPROXIMATELY 28 IN HUMAN YEARS↩

MONDAY-THURSDAY: 7 AM—4 PM
FRIDAY: 8 AM—NOON
SATURDAY: CLOSED (SUPPLY RUN)
SUNDAYS: CLOSED (FUCK OFF)

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I LIVE IN THE BASEMENT, SO DON'T STOMP ON THE FLOOR. RING
THE BELL FOR SERVICE ONCE YOU ARRIVE. FRIENDS GET PREFERENTIAL TREATMENT. PEOPLE I DON'T
LIKE GET SPIT ON. ALL FUNGICIDES ARE HOMEBREW. AS FAR AS THE GENERAL PUBLIC IS CONCERNED, WE CARRY SEASONAL PRODUCE ONLY.↩

KITSCH & TOAST ⚢ EST. 09.21.2015

"I'm gonna say something
wild and controversial, but I
think we're good people, and we deserve to be happy."